Been 31 weeks since I last updated this thing. Nothing to really say I guess. Nothing interesting happened and more then likely nothing interesting will happen at all in my life.

It makes no difference why the chicken crossed the road. The fact of the matter is that the chicken is ironed onto the pavement and it’s too late for explanations. Gallus gallus domesticus…gone gone deadicus. It’s for the best anyway. After all, before the swine came the bird flu- a possible pandemic producing mass panic. Don’t ask questions, it only makes sense that its squawk be silenced. Try not to gawk.

But gawk is what we do. It’s human nature. Last year, I was responsible for the death of 14 baby chickens. My second grade class was incubating eggs for the local 4-H group. These eggs would later turn into eight piece McNugget meals but I didn’t mention that to my students. They were just expecting fuzzy balls of yellow fluff. We knew we were right on track to experience the joys of chickenhood as the first egg began pipping. Others followed. The weekend came. Avoidable tragedy struck and each one of our feathery friends turned into an individual muck of yellow yuck. No tears were shed. Instead, everyone stopped and stared…adults included. Because dead chickens are fascinating.

There were no tears shed for John Mohammed either. This D.C. sniper from 2002 was executed earlier this evening. His last meal was chicken. With red sauce.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-11-10-sniper_N.htm

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The first anniversary of the Mother 3 translation came and went last month. Maybe it's for this reason that I feel compelled to share a pint-sized mindfuck with you all. The final battle in Mother 3 was pretty intense, yes. But if you watch this video of the unused backgrounds and music originally intended for the last conflict, you can probably gather that it was, at one point, meant to make you crap your pants.

1:30 is just nightmare fuel.



If you stick angel wings on a tortured character, I'm going to roll my eyes. If you stick angel wings on a tortured little boy whose innocently naked form is undulating to otherworldly funk, I'm going to say "AAAH!"

Considering the bond between Lucas and Claus, I actually find this more unsettling than the battle with Giygas in Earthbound.

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Thermometer-up-the-ass jokes aren't funny or edgy outside of syndicated newspaper comics, but I'm in love with this cat's eyes.

Religion's a pretty versatile tool when it's in the hands of humanity. Some people credit religion for wondrous works of art, literature, and architecture. Others blame religion for all the world's wars and miseries.

I've been reading up on cults, and I don't think the Bible has been used to kindle battles as often as it's been quoted by weirdos looking for an excuse to sleep with harems of prepubescent girls.

Eeesh.

I've always stuffed my bra. Between the padded push-up bras, gel inserts, and even the water bra, Victoria Secret has made it possible for grown women to enhance the size of their chest, no surgery required. When I was in college, working at the ice cream store named Jiffy Treet (yes double the e), I couldn't afford fancy stuffed boob sensations. It was quite obvious that mother nature had not blessed me with the "boom boom pow" boobs. And I was okay with that.

Except one particularly slow day, I was left alone with a box full of waffle cones. Just like a good bra, these cones were padded. Oodles of foam. Deciding to try out my own design skills, I took a sleeve each of foamy fluff and molded each into the shape of a boob. Not being able to fit into my existing bra, I duct taped the foam over my bra and began walking with a swag.

I looked like the Dolly Parton of dairy! As I began to shake what my momma meant to give me but didn't, the man named Sam from the camera store next door walked in.

Sam was cute, not hot; over six foot tall, shaggy brown hair, and lean. He wore a lot of khaki pants and green shirts with collars. His shoes were colorful. He drove his 1980-something tan Honda to the camera store at the same time each morning. He sold cameras. Sometimes, he would buy ice cream. Then he'd go home. He was the kind of man that looked like the central focus in an independent film. Plain, ordinary, and quiet...but deep. So I thought. Over the years, I grew a small infatuation for Sam...as did everyone else.

Sam had seen many sides of me. He saw me during my blond hair stage. He saw me with brown hair. He saw me with pony-tails, pigtails, and even overalls once. But today, Sam saw something completely different out of me. Sam saw me with waffle cone-foam boobs.

Sam never tipped. But today, he added his dollar to the tip bowl and cried, "Tips for tits!"

Speaking of "Tips for tits"...vote for my Smile entry in the poll below. Because tits make everyone smile!

(Edit: This week, you can only vote if you are a friend of the LJ Idol Community. Feel free to join and vote if you want...but I won't be offended if you just hold off until next week!) :)

Poll #1481885 LJ Idol, Season Six – Tribe littlebit1988, Week Two
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Photos of our trip to Italy!!!!

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I know a lot of people on my flist are understandably depressed about Maine going takesies-backsies on gay marriage, so here's a relevant Tim Kreider comic to help cheer you all up.

I've never watched Heroes, but I'm pretty okay with any show that makes a Chrono Trigger reference.

I never did buy into the idea that the moon was made of cheese. After all, everyone knows cheese originates from milk which is produced from the udder of a cow. And hey, (diddle diddle) cows don’t really jump over the moon. Thus, the chance that the moon actually consisted of cheese-like material was slim. Skim even. This I learned early on. Knowing these facts,however, did not curb my fascination with cheese.

And fascination it was. The allure of this processed curdling substance began during a week-long stay with my grandparents the summer of my Kindergarten year. Living on the outskirts of Chicago, they decided it was time to venture into the city for my first zoo experience. And an experience it was. By the time it was all over, we were hungrier than a pod of Milton Bradley’s hippos. Only hippos don’t eat minestrone soup from local Italian diners. And we did.

When the bowl filled with thick hot liquid mixed with unidentifiable vegetables was placed in front of me, I did not know what to do. I was supposed to eat this? Luckily, my disbelief turned into astonishment when a second bowl was placed on the table, filled with powdery white crumbles that I later discovered to be Parmesan cheese. Spoonful at a time, I splashed, not sprinkled, the dairy particles into my soup.

I was flabbergasted to see that these once firm particles were disappearing into the soup. A science experiment at its finest, I continued to schlung the moo by-product into my meal until it no longer dissolved and piled instead. At this point, both my grandparents noticed the molehill turning into a mountain and could do nothing but turn it into a Kodak moment.

“Say cheese.”

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Ok, lezione imparata. La prossima volta che cerco RPF di una coppia etero che mi piace e sono giù perchè non trovo niente, quello che farò sarà mettermi a scriverli. NON farò una ricerca per togliermi la curiosità se hanno scritto slash su di lui. NO.

Le fanfiction brutte sono il male. Mi sa che eviterò di guardare il video di "I came 2 party" per un po' XDDDD



Lucca Comics!! è stato molto figo, anche se non sono riuscita a vedere tutte le persone che volevo incontrare (SCUSATEMI!!!! ;____; ) e per vedere tanti mi sono comunque lasciata dietro l'impressione di non stare abbastanza con nessuno >___<
Più che altro... non ho comprato niente .____. ma proprio nulla! è la prima volta... nelle ore in cui sono stata negli stand c'era un casino fenomenale, e dopo poco mi è passata la voglia... mi sento come se si fosse chiusa una fase della mia vita, all'improvviso O_o;
C'erano tanti cosplay strafighi... e complimentoni al Miglior Gruppo della domenica ^_______^ WIN WIN WIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!

(e ho dimenticato la macchina fotografica... >_________< )

( Ed ora, test! )

Ed ora mi faccio un'altra razione di tisana, sto combattendo il sospetto di influenza tramite il denial XD

you will find me casa feelin lethargic

HELLO ALL!!!

So, a little over a week ago I married my best friend, Angie. The wedding was awesome, the reception was awesome... everything was better than I basically could have ever imagined.

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'Lo there! First time poster and I'm bringing you about a bazillion icons. Enjoy!

Bokura no Taiyou 12Rockman 110
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tags: classic, exe, ryuusei, x, zero

Katekyo hitman REBORN! - 30
Rockman X - 4
MISC (the prince of tennis, tenimyu, clint easwod , kung fu-sion ) 4

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sorry if you are just variations and a promise to put only four u_u icons as much good fan of rockman C:

icons HERE @ kira_akaya

Before I became a teacher, I worked in an ice cream store. And my milkshake "brought all the boys to the yard." Seriously. It did. With two serving lines, they flocked to mine. This wasn't because I was blond with boobs spilling out of my bra and onto the counter. No, the reason to stand in my line was far better. It was because the creamy frozen dairy product spilled out onto the counter, often times requiring a second cup for the spillage. In my line, you could pay for a small but receive a medium and a half.

Of course, all this spillage left me with a mess. What can I say, I've always been accident prone. Too bad they didn't have the ShamWow then either!

Speaking of ShamWow, vote for my LJ Idol Entry. My name is at the bottom, because the big "o" comes at the end...of the alphabet.

Maybe one day, I'll tell the "tips for tits" story.

Poll #1478686 LJ Idol, Season Six – Tribe littlebit1988, Week Two
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Sorry for your friends lists. I didn't grow up with Megaman, but I played MM2 sometime last year and fell in love. So here are some Classic series icons! ^_^

97 Icons
30 Pokemon
15 Megaman
20 Jetter Mars
23 Tezuka Moderno
09 Miscellaneous

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