So my dream last night....

I was me, but I was also Batgirl. But I never donned my Batgirl persona I just knew that I was. And it opened up with me and Bruce Wayne hanging out at Wayne Manor and we were in this great big foyer and in storms my sister Kim, some great big guy and another girl. She looks at Bruce and yells "You're Batman! And when we prove it we're gonna kick your ass!"

Bruce and I look at each other and I ask "First, why do you think Bruce is Batman? And second, why do you want to beat up Batman?"

Kim replied basically saying that she wanted to beat up Batman just because I liked him. (Liked him as in I was a fan, not attracted to him). Once again I began to ask "Okay, but why do you think Bruce is Batman?"

She never really answered, she just kept yelling that she and her friends weren't leaving till they proved Bruce was Batman and then beat him up to upset me.

At one point Bruce pulled me aside and said "Look we have to get them out of here somehow. I can't disappear and then have Batman arrive to take care of them, that would just be too obvious. I need you manage to sneak away and then arrive back as Batgirl and handle this."

"But then won't they assume I'm Batgirl?"

"It's doubtful. Batgirl is not as well known."

SO on that brilliant logic I tried to leave the Manor. We went back into the foyer and I looked at Kim and said "This is just stupid. I'm leaving. Thanks for ruining my day at Wayne Manor... It's not like I get to hang out here everyday, you know!" And I leave. But they follow me! I start to worry that I won't be able to follow through with Bruce's plan and then I realized, that really the main thing is that I get them away from Bruce. So I was content to walk along and let them follow me and make fun of me and taunt me etc.

Finally I came to a Borders Book Store and stopped.

"What are you doing?" Kim asked.
"I'm going to go to Borders. Is that okay or would you like to ruin that for me too?"


IT'S OVEEEEER!