I just said the following to Winry (my cat)
Upon seeing her in the kitchen peacefully drinking from her water dish:
"Holy crap! You're actually drinking from your water dish peacefully!"
Winry looks up at me
"Well I'm just sayin' I mean normally you just smack it around like it's your bitch."
I seriously need a roommate. Preferably one named Benjamin who is planning on marrying me here in the semi near future.