I have this recurring dream... In this dream I am watching it from outside myself...

I am sitting on a sofa in the dark with only the light of a television set. I'm staring blankly at the screen... wide eyed with tears running down my cheeks. In my hand is the remote and I am almost mechanically changing the channels but I don't register what is on... I just get a quick blip then on to the next.

Eventually someone approaches me and takes the remote from my hand and asks what's wrong.

Sobbing I reply "There are too many channels."